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'Just Married'
(Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy / PG-13 / 94 mins / 20th Century Fox)

Overview:Tom (Ashton Kutcher) is a blue-collar guy, and Sarah (Brittany Murphy) is the daughter of rich, snobby parents. After a chance meeting on the beach, the two fall in love and get married. But the honeymoon is anything but pleasant, and the unlikely couple soon begins to wonder if they were meant to be together.

Verdict: 'Just Married' starts off bad and then quickly manages to collapse into the most generic sort of teen movie-ville, just at the moment it's convinced you that its lightly appealing stars are capable of better ! This is definitely filmmaking at its absolute worst. It's lazy, sloppy and nauseating, and the aforementioned filmmakers themselves betray a lack of knowledge about the 'Old World,' while unfailingly repeating physical hijinks one time too many. 'Just Married' is definitely what industry people refer to as "January Junk" !

Reviewed by Russ Trunk





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