Ladies & Gentlemen, I fondly bring to you some of the finest photographic examples of 'Halloween 2004' - with your host ...
Michael!

HERE WE SEE MICHAEL CLEARLY UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT THIS 'BAD COP' WOULD NOT ARREST HIM FOR DRUNK DRIVING LATER THAT VERY SAME NIGHT!

HERE WE SEE MICHAEL A LITTLE STARTLED BY THE FACT THAT THE LADY NEXT TO HIM SEEMS TO BE BLEEDING RATHER MORE PROFUSELY THAN ANY BAND-AID COULD EVER FIX!

HAVING ASKED THE 'ST. PAULI GIRL' FOR A BEER, HERE WE SEE MICHAEL SLOWLY FINDING OUT THAT THE POOR GIRL DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT SHE'S ACTUALLY AWAKE!

HERE WE SEE MICHAEL GETTING A LITTLE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT TO THE 'DEVIL'S DAUGHTER'!

HERE WE SEE BOTH MICHAEL AND RUSSELL COMPLETELY UNAWARE THAT THE 'SEXY DEVIL' THEY WERE POSING WITH WAS ACTUALLY BUSY GETTING BEAMED ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE!

HERE WE SEE MICHAEL TOGETHER WITH A 'CHEERLEADER' AND 'COWGIRL' - AND YES, ONE OF HIS HANDS IS DEFINITELY UNACCOUNTED FOR!

HERE WE SEE MICHAEL CLEARLY IN VIOLATION OF THE 'NO SUGGESTIVELY RIDING THE APE' LAWS THAT GOVERNED THE BACK GARDEN!

HERE WE SEE RUSSELL POSING NEXT TO A SMILING MOVIE STAR OF THE HIGHEST CALIBRE .... OR, AT LEAST, WE THINK SHE'S SMILING!

HERE WE SEE RUSSELL OVER-STATING THE FACT THAT ALCOHOL AND THE SEVENTIES WERE A BAD MIX AT THE BEST OF TIMES!

HERE WE SEE 'TIPPI HEDREN' RELIVING THAT FRIGHTFUL NIGHT BACK IN 1963!

AND, FINALLY, HERE'S THE HAPPY COUPLE ... AND SOMEONE EXTRA WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUT DOWN AT BIRTH!

Ahhh yes, good times indeed!