Win 'I Hate Myself and Want to Die' Books ... NOW!
Does the opening "pling pling plinggg" of Bette Midler’s ‘The Rose’ fill you with existential dread?
Do you cringe at the mere whiff of what Phil Collins is spewing ‘In the Air Tonight’?
Have you ever bolted from a restaurant because Celine Dion’s cover of ‘All By Myself’ was threatening to drive you over the edge?
Well, turn around, bright eyes – because Tom Reynolds is here with 'I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE', a laugh-out-loud-til-you’re sobbing compendium of the world’s most hideously depressing pop songs – and a guide to what makes them so heartwrenchingly, earsplittingly sad and bad.
With chapters like ‘I Was a Teenage Car Crash,’ ‘I’m Trying to be Profound and Touching but Really Suck At It,’ ‘Perfect Storms,’ and ‘I Mope, Therefore I Am,’ Reynolds details the history of melodic misery, from the days of Bobby Darin to the era of Evanescence.
Complete with a ranked ‘Countdown of Doom’ and wonderfully dreary drawings, 'I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE' is the one book that fans and foes of woeful tunes won’t want to live without.
If you would like to win a copy of this wonderful new book, just answer this easy question: Author Tom Reynolds started work as a country-western deejay in East Texas, but quickly switched to producing training films and low-budget TV commercials for which 'breed' of salesman who liked to yell at the camera?!
Send us your answers and if you're correct you'll be in the running to win one of these new books! Just send us an e:mail here before June 15th with your answer and the subject title 'I HATE MYSELF BOOKs to: firstname.lastname@example.org
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