For those unaware, three years after the jarring juxtaposition of frivolity and flesh-flaying musical firepower that was their Casablumpkin debut, Canada’s killer clowns of battering brutality have returned - CRÈME FLESH are back and this time they’re licensed to kill!

Armed with ten new tracks of lyrical absurdity and brutal death metal brilliance, the band that were once On Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix are now primed and ready to deliver the thrilling, delightfully offensive and brain-meltingly heavy For Your Ass Only!

Right from the scorching opening riffs of Field of Creams, CRÈME FLESH make it abundantly clear that while you can laugh at their song titles, the accompanying music is no joke. Songs like Lake Flaccid provide the perfect juxtaposition between outrageous humor and deadly serious and accomplished brutality, delivered with perfect precision.

The Gapes of Wrath is the epitome of total skull-crushing slam, while MILF of Magnesia is a monster of a track - a masterclass in brutal death metal. Just steer well clear if you’re easily offended or can’t take a joke!

Tracks like Sleepless on Cialis and Whores of Perception are designed for live destruction and seethe with the kind of grooves and aggression that could start a pit in an empty room, while the warped and wicked Jagged Little Penis dissects you with its sadistic riffs and takes you to the brink of madness.

With For Your Ass Only CRÈME FLESH have raised the bar in every aspect of their bizarre brutality - musicianship, song writing, sheer sonic savagery and yes, depraved humor!

1. Field of Creams
2. No C**t for Old Men
3. Lake Flaccid
4. For Your Ass Only
5. The Gapes of Wrath
6. MILF of Magnesia
7. Sleepless on Cialis
8. Jagged Little Penis
9. Scat’s Cradle
10. Whores of Perception

This thunderous recording opens on the extreme Field of Creams and then we get the aggressive No C**t for Old Men, the guttural Lake Flaccid, the veritable death growl of the titular For Your Ass Only and the rhythmically hardcore The Gapes of Wrath.

Along next is the darkly growled MILF of Magnesia which is itself backed seamlessly by the earth-breaking Sleepless on Cialis, the hard rocking Jagged Little Penis, the music rounding out on the drum-thrusted brilliance of Scat’s Cradle, closing on the heavily guttural Whores of Perception.

The latest mission for the secret agents of CRÈME FLESH will begin on April 3rd, 2026 under the guidance of Comatose Music. With a ferocious sound palette courtesy of producer Geoff Hodsman (Human Compost, Apegod, etc) and brilliant artwork from Krag (Paroxsihzem, Nuclearhammer etc), there won’t be another album quite like For Your Ass Only this year, or any other.

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