Overview: Our protagonists in this K-Mart budgeted cinematic carrion are escapees from an insane asylum! One is an ex-baseball player turned rapist, another is gay, and the ringleader is a low-rent impressionist. When they stumble upon an all-girls school, antisocial behavior with these siliconed “students” ensues, but with a twist – the busty babes know karate!

Blu-ray Verdict: I can’t imagine this film being too popular with the politically correct brigade these days for not only does it feature wall-to-wall nudity from a bevy of big breasted bimbos masquerading as teenagers, gratuitous lesbianism, two friends forced to beat each other senseless, numerous gusset shots, and an outrageously camp homosexual, but it also has several comedic scenes of rape that end with the victims having thoroughly enjoyed the experience — something that was (quite rightly) considered a big no-no by most sane film-makers, even in the 70’s, and which would probably cause today’s censors an instant aneurysm if such a thing were to appear in a contemporary comedy!

Of course, it is precisely this depravity, outrageous attitude and sheer insensitivity that makes Delinquent Schoolgirls such a guilty pleasure for fans of cheap 70’s exploitation and grind-house trash. It is SO wrong from start to finish that it actually it transcends bad taste and thus proves to be hard to resist.

Michael Pataki, Stephen Stucker and Bob Minor play Carl Clooney, Richard Big Dick Peters, and Bruce Wilson, a trio of sexual deviants on the run from the state asylum. Carl, the leader of the gang, is a comedian and impressionist who cracks jokes and mimics voices even whilst abusing his victims; Dick is an ex-baseball player with an insatiable and uncontrollable appetite for women; and Bruce is a demented gay fashion designer.

After seeking refuge at a farmhouse, where they help out a harassed farmer (George Buck Flower) by taking care of his nymphomaniac wife, the threesome arrive at The Oxford Corrective Institute for Young Women to continue their rampage, before finally meeting their match at the hands (and feet) of several sexy karate students.

Sleazy, puerile, and thoroughly insane, this is the kind of film that most regular people would avoid like a dose of the clap, but which, for a certain kind of audience, is the kind of crazy filth that ticks all of the boxes. If you’re one of the select few who appreciate such dubious fare (and I presume you are, since you’re reading this), then make sure you check out this film which is now out as a remastered 4K, because they sure don’t make ’em like this anymore! [B.A.H.]

BONUS MATERIALS:
2025 Commentary track by Rob Kelly noted film historian, podcaster and artist
Archival Commentary track by Bob Minor, Actor and Stuntman
Video Featurette: Cuckoo for Pyschotronica
Photo and Poster Gallery

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