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6 Degrees Entertainment

Bikini Carwash Company + Bikini Carwash Company II
(Joe Dusic, Kristi Ducati, Neriah Napaul, Suzanne Browne, et al / Blu-ray / R / 2025 / MVD Rewind Collection)

Overview: What happens when you put a bunch of bodacious California babes behind the wheel of a busy carwash? Jack McGowan’s (Joe Dusic) about to get the wild and wacky answer!

When the naive Midwesterner comes to L.A. to run his ailing uncle’s carwash, he makes a few wrong turns and ends up at the beach. He is rescued by foxy business major Melissa Reeves (Kristi Ducati, Intimate Obsession), who convinces Jack to let her run the business for a cut of the action.

Things get hilariously out of hand as Melissa and her bubbly friends dress for success in the skimpiest bikinis - or nothing at all!

Blu-ray Verdict: First up is the original Bikini Car Wash Company (1992) where a group of young women decide to help out at the local carwash. To attract more customers and increase profits the girls opt for a simple uniform ... the bikini! Cars queue up for miles, but the authorities aren’t happy with the way women are operating.

Sure, this movie falls into the B rated T+A movies category of the early 90’s, spun off from the movies that kept teens glued to the VCR on a Friday night when the smoke supply was thin and there were no good bands in town, but that’s what made this one fun.

When I saw this film at my video store (with the unrated message at the bottom) I knew this was going to be good, and it was. If you’re looking for a film that offers good looking women going topless and wearing thongs, this is the one to get!

Good looking cast, interesting story, great music and videos (boy these ladies can dance), and the trio of Suzanne, Kristi, and Neriah add up to great fun (although I liked the lady with the camera the most, for what a gluteus maximus she has!)

I mean, to my mind (and eyes) Kristi Ducati shines her brightest in this one. Oh, man! She is FINE! There is plenty of nudity with some very attractive chicks, some fun rock songs current for that time in the 90’s, and at least a semi-reasonable plot. Man, did I really say that?! Anyway, I would most definitely have invested in a bikini car wash too if Kristi would have come down to run it for me!

In closing, the plot is simple: Corn-fed nephew comes to L.A. to visit uncle, uncle having trouble keeping car wash in the black, nephew concocts a scheme to raise enough money to keep car wash in a very limited amount of time using busty women in bikinis.

If you’ve seen this movie (or even if you haven’t), you’ve seen one like it down the years. The comedy in this film is classic low-budget humor with lots of bikini tops bursting, weird background sound effects, and comic relief from the really lovely ladies!

Then we get the sequel Bikini Carwash Company II (1993). Their business has been a success, and a purchase contract has been signed with an international megabusiness. But the company CEO is not playing straight - he wants only the land the car wash locations are sited on - to tear them down and build condos.

The girls have only a week to raise $4 million to buy their company back. Lingerie sales over a TV channel is the method of choice, and since the product is demonstrated by the car wash principals, the flesh quotient remains as high as expected.

Well, the lovely Ms. Ducati is back as Jessica, looking a little heavier, but still very voluptuous! This type of B-movie fare was becoming the standard back then unfortunately and most got pretty boring even with the topless scenes, but at least this one still carried with it some of the genuine fun and (s)ass of the original.

You see folks, Melissa and the gang were tricked by the CEO of the company to sell and now have no control over the company they started on their own. Now they have to raise a few million by the end of the week to buy their company back! How are they gonna do it?

Well, by selling lingerie! Sound familiar, well, that’s because it should be re: the original, albeit a variation on a theme of the original. They use a public access channel to get their product seen, and from there the fun begins. As portrayed within the movie as, the extremely dumb blonde is provided for us once again to use as comic relief, and she does a great job of it.

Although it’s a formulaic movie, it’s overwhelmingly good. There’s plenty of things to laugh at, and there’s almost as many women to drool at. As noted, Kristi shines once again in her role as Melissa, our busty, intelligent heroine and as much as it is not as good as the first, it’s significantly better than Bikini Summer 3!!

The Bikini Carwash Company and The Bikini Carwash Company II were originally shot and produced on standard definition videotape. To present these films in the best possible quality, both feature films have been up-converted, re-mastered and upgraded from their original standard definition 480p resolution to high definition 1080p resolution using the latest advanced up-conversion AI models and presented in their 1.33:1 original aspect ratios in order to provide the best possible viewing experience.

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