Overview: Dinosaur Valley Girls enjoys it’s first time ever on Blu-ray, and is packed with hours of new and archival bonus features.

Chain-smoking Hollywood action movie star Tony Markham is zapped back in time via a magic artifact to a prehistoric world of flesh-hungry dinosaurs, angry cavemen, and a tribe of exotic, love-starved cavegirls. He must use his modern-day machismo and best karate moves to survive the onslaught of Jurassic terrors while wooing the literal cavegirl of his dreams, Hea-Thor.

Produced, written and directed by fan film pioneer, Marvel Comics scribe and Star Wars novelist Don Glut, Dinosaur Valley Girls playfully and skillfully dives headfirst into the subject matter, including creating a completely new language for the titular tarts.

What could have easily been just a typical late-night slot-filler on Skinemax becomes an epic world-building adventure, complete with stop motion dinosaurs, original music numbers, off-the-wall cameos and more dad jokes than you can shake an Allosaurus bone at.

Blu-ray Verdict: Respected Dino Nut and horny filmmaker, Donald F. Glut, mashes his two passions together to bring forth a film I’m sure he thought up when he was 13!

I mean, it’s about a martial artist/action star going back in time to fight stop-motion dinosaurs and have sex with lots of naked cavewomen! And there’s a lot of fart sound effects, just so you know, so I’m pretty sure I’m spot on with my theory!

Even with all those aspects that are tailored to me (ok, I’m 13 at heart), this isn’t particularly engrossing, all told, but it IS entertaining, in a C-Movie kind of way. Sure some of the jokes don’t land, but that’s the nature of the C-Movie cinescape.

Oh, and in one of the most random acts of cinematic history that I think I have ever witnessed, out of nowhere (and I truly mean out of nowhere), a randomly-placed music video is revealed in the middle of the film! Entitled Jurassic Punk (!), it showcases just how badass the stop-motion Allosaurus is! And yes, of course, all the cavewomen take their tops off and dance too!

Overall, sure, the effects are a lot of fun, the stop-motion is off kilter at times but pretty decent overall, and the practical effects on the Allosaurus are rather nicely detailed, in all truth. In fact, I’d like to believe that the film splurged most of the budget on that alone! (which was not that bad a gamble, I think you will agree upon watching it for yourselves).

Special Features:
Region Free Blu-ray
Remastered, director-supervised SD master from original tape elements
New 2023 Commentary with director Don Glut and C. Courtney Joyner
Archival Commentary with director Don Glut and C. Courtney Joyner
Dinosaur Valley Guy: Interview with director Don Glut (2023)
Don Glut: The Collection - A look inside Don’s legendary dinosaur home museum (2023)
The Making of Dinosaur Valley Girls
Dinosaur Valley Girls - Alternate ‘PG-13’ rated cut
Deleted and Alternate Scenes
Actress Auditions Reel
Dinosaur Tracks - Music Video Reel
Jurassic Punk - Music and Lyrics
Dinosaur Valley Girls - Music and Lyrics
Storyboards
Production Image Galleries
Mu Wang in Mu-Seum
Mu Wang in Danse Prehistoric
Original Promotional Trailer
Visual Vengeance Trailer
Limited Edition Slipcase by Rick Melton - FIRST PRESSING ONLY
Limited Edition Dinosaur Valley Girls logo sticker - FIRST PRESSING ONLY
Reversible Sleeve Featuring Original home video art
2-sided insert
Folded mini-poster
Stick Your Own VHS Sticker Set
Optional English subtitles

Official Purchase Link