Kid Rock Cruise 2010
('I'm on a Boat, Mother****er!' - May, 2010)
Many of the folks who travelled on the recent Chillin’ the Most Cruise
with Kid Rock
were educated in what exactly a Detroit Party was.
The cruise was
promoted by Sixthman,
founded in 2001 by Andy Levine, who started the first Rock Boat as a
thank you for fans of the band Sister Hazel. Things have grown now from that first cruise that took up part of the boat to 9 separate cruises ranging from Elvis, Music of the 50's and 60's
to Electronic Music and easy listening from Lyle Lovett and Emmylou
Harris.
This year's cruise
took place on the Carnival Inspiration from Tampa to Grand Cayman
Island.
This cruise was noted as being the fastest cruise by Sixthman to sell
out in only 3 days.
I must say that I am biased towards Sixthman, this was my fourth cruise
with them, the other 3
being the popular Ships N’ Dip with the Barenaked Ladies. As in the
past, Sixthman along with Kid Rock
has designed an itinerary that was to keep everyone in a party atmosphere
from the
pre-event party the night before to our arrival back in port. From the
High-Fives from Andy and his staff
while waiting to board to answering the same
question for the 500th time with a smile, those folks were amazing and
helpful.
The crowd was diverse
with fans from all corners of the US with the same goal, to celebrate
and enjoy the music
of Kid Rock, and his musical friends and guests. There was a very
varied concert schedule that
involved all of the acts and a number of different venues, from the
Paris Theater that sat half of
the boat, the lido deck outside by the pool for all to enjoy to the
small stage in the casino.
The acts that were on board included Paradime (DJ in Kid Rock's band,
Twisted Brown Trucker),
former member Uncle Kracker (who has went on to acclaim in the pop and
music circles), Rehab, Ty Stone,
Pop Evil, Mickey Avalon, DJ Mark EP, Jonathan Tyler & Northern Lights,
Leroy Powell, John Stone, Yacht Rock Revue, Scott
Munns, Heather Luttrell and the tribute bands Dan Halen and Appetite
for Destruction.
You could interact with the bands as besides their shows, a number
of them sponsored various
activities such as bingo and trivia. Later on there was a Q&A session with
the folks at Sixthman to gain insight on the cruise
process and voice any opinion. Can't sleep? The Lido deck provided a
welcome escape into the wee
hours with a DJ, Dance Contests and other fun. Perhaps Beer Pong or the
men's Wet T-Shirt Contest could have been your thing?
Our Host for the event was Kid Rock, who is extremely proud of his
Detroit heritage, as evident
by the large Michigan contingent who was equally proud of their native
son. As much as he was
proud of his music and his influences, he was also proud of his fans
which he humbly thanked
on numerous occasions. As a thank you to those fans, Kid Rock had his
photo taken with everyone
right after they boarded the boat, which took around 4 hours to
accomplish. Right after the
lifeboat drills he then took the stage where he lead the boat in a Jim
Beam Toast to the cruise - that's over 2000 shots!

He then performed for everyone an unexpected
set that included such
boating songs as "Sea Cruise" and "Proud Mary". Things were not
dampened as he also announced that
the boat's course was being diverted to the Bahamas from the original
Grand Cayman itinerary.
During the trip, Kid also performed 2 intimate shows for half of the
boat,
and one night announced over the boat's PA system that he was going to
the Lido Pool Deck and
DJ'd for 2 hours until the early hours in the morning.
There were a
number of events onboard that
there was a small charge for (Bingo and the Lap Dancing Classes) and I am
sure that some were surprised
to hear that the proceeds from those events went to charity. There was
a Q&A session planned
for 800 random fans in the lounge, however that was moved to the pool
deck where the entire boat
could participate in the roughly 90 minute discussion. No question was
left Unanswered and Kid
was open, honest and humble about various questions that included topics
about his family and politics,
things which don't come up in the mainstream media.
Right after the Q&A
there was a meet and greet with
the Twisted Brown Trucker Band in one of the Dining Rooms. These folks
do not get enough praise
for their talent and hard work and in return they were signing
autographs and spending a moment with
everyone and making the fans feel special. There were many events that
Kid attended
as a fan and the thankful fans gave him room to enjoy things after he
took a few moments to
sign a few autographs and spend time with some of his most loyal fans.
Even coming back to the boat
from Nassau (the boat was diverted there as there was weather problems
expected in the Caymans and
there was a better chance in the Bahamas as there was a physical dock
rather than transporting people
to the island in rough weather), there was Kid greeting folks and taking
photographs as they returned
onboard.
The fans were so amazing, from the 3 small kids (around 4-5 years old)
with Kid Rock shirts watching from
the upper decks with their parents to some of the more seasoned fans.
Everyone had fun, especially at the theme nights that
included Pimp/Ho, Mustache/Miniskirt and Pirate nights. Everyone liked
to socialize and people watch
the myriad of costumes that emphasized the creativity and openness of all
the participants.

The food is worthy of its own article. From the dining room to the
Buffet, the food was plentiful and
good. Enough alcohol flowed that made us wonder how bad the bar bills
were for some, it was said
but not confirmed that this was the highest volume of alcohol sales for
a Sixthman cruise.
The chances to shop on board were endless, from the normal cruise line
and luxury items to the
well presented cruise merchandise shop in the ship's library. The
prices on the merchandise were
well priced to allow those with tight budgets a chance to purchase items
from their favorite onboard
artists, including a number of Cruise only items. Kid Rock Cruise
Suncreen anyone?
If there was anything to be selfish, it was us the fans. We took and
took from all of the
many talented artists who performed for us and gave our applause, love
and adoration in return.
That pales in comparison to what the artists gave to us that trip and
we will be forever in
their debt with our photos and memories for their sacrifice to us and to
the music.
Many of us have passed one another on the shuttles, in the airports and
in some cases at work
knowing that we are all of one band who's anthem for the weekend was
supplied by Kid during
his 'boat' version of "Cowboy. That being, 'I'm on a Boat
Mother****er!'
Review & Photographs by:
James Keller