'The Number 23'
(Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen, Logan Lerman, et al / NR / 88 mins / New Line)
Overview: Jim Carrey plays a man who becomes fixated on the number 23 and begins to notice that it appears everywhere around him. He also starts losing his mind and threatening his family with a large butcher knife.
Verdict: One day, the Number 23 was walking along minding its own business, and then it saw Jim Carrey and decided that it'd be a lot of fun to mess with his mind. So the Number 23 goes, "Hey, Jim Carrey, I now hypnotize you and turn you cuckoo-bananas so that you think I, the Number 23, am somehow responsible for every single thing in the history of the world and that I am also able to see your future and maybe, possibly, turn you into a murderer while you simultaneously wear a wig that makes Nic Cage's Ghost Rider toupee look sane!" Get the picture??!?!