Overview: A group of New Yorker’s take a road trip to Texas, intent on seeing the locations of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. They never make it. Their car breaks down and they trust a local woman to lead them toward help. Their northern attitudes anger the wrong people, and a series of gruesome events follow!

Blu-ray Verdict: If you are a fan of director Bill Zebub, or even just an innocent bystander to some of his previous movies, you will instantly know what you are in for here in the non-parody film Texas Chainsaw Mascara.

Having already given us weird ass titles such as Kill The Scream Queen, The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made, Jesus, the Total Douchebag, Dickless Zombies, and Night of the Pumpkin, now comes his non-parody of the infamous Texas Chainsaw Massacre film.

I keep saying non-parody as it clearly states just the same on the actual front cover art of the movie, so, well, there you have it. Those are just the facts, mam!

So yeah, getting back on track, a group of New Yorker’s take a road trip to Texas, intent on seeing the locations of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Something that I am sure has been done thousands of time, in real life, over the years, but none more so fully-enveloped than these guys, I’d like to bet!

Anyway, they never make it there safe and sound, but oh-boy, as luck wouldn’t have it, their car breaks down, but they willingly trust a local woman to lead them toward some kindly appreciated help.

Buuuuuuuuuut, this bunch of Yankees soon piss off the wrong people and a battle between the north and the south comes to a bloody head, and is one where, as we watch along, it’s hard to believe anyone will survive!

As for a genuine Leatherface, no, we don’t get one of those, but what we do get is a gentleman with a pig head (mask, possibly not) on who seems as likely as anyone to not only commit some heinous and bloody acts, but walk away clean (so to speak) thereafter!

Texas Chainsaw Mascara - Official Trailer